I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
