Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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