Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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