belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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