i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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