You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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