from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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