Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she told me i tasted like america
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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