is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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