Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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