they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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