...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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