I just cut my nipple shaving
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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