I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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