We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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