you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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