You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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