check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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