thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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