I'm eating all of the evidence.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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