Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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