And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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