So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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