It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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