I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Come on in and take your pants off
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