You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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