Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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