I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize
