so let's talk penis.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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