you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm bleeding and have questions
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