some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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