You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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