Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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