Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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