she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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