I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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