friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
