Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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