Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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