just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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