Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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