no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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