He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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