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I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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