Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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