nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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