idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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