Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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