He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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