Don't you send me to vm
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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