I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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