Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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