Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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