Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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