That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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